Cunninglingus, anyone?

Ladies do we really need another reason to dislike Michael Douglas

As you may have read recently Michael Douglas has recently announced that his cancer was caused by the HP virus which is common in over 90% of the population*. Now this may well be the case, but I fear that Michael has not done the women of the world any favours by announcing this for the following reasons.

  1. How good an excuse is this for the male gender to opt out of cunninglingus altogether
  2. Apparently this is only an issue for those loving women in a special way not loving men in that same special way (if you get my meaning)
  3. Michael has been well known to be a man of excess over time

Now let’s address these issues in further detail. While we would be happy to see sales of the Sqweel increase oral sex is normally a great part of any couples sex life and it would be a shame to see it go. So gentlemen, do a bit of research before giving up on this altogether.

I am not one to disparage another but I think it is fairly common knowledge that dear Michael has experienced a pretty fun filled life. In fact if memory serves I believe that he spent some time in rehab for a sex addiction problem. So I think that it would be fair to assume that he has probably had a fair few more partners that your average person ( no doubt more than your average Hollywood movie star as well).

So I guess what I am saying is don’t let this story get you down, oh hang on, yes do go down by all means, but make sure that you do so in a fully informed and safe adult manner.

 

*I have not gone through the ins and out of the interview but you can read it in full here http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer . Since Michael Douglas has made these claims there has been a lot of media reports into whether the hold any water (so to speak). I am not an expert by any means but it does appear that there are certain strains of the HPV virus which can lead to this type of cancer.

Also please note that this is a light hearted blog, I encourage you to read up further on the topic if you would like further information, and remember always practise safe sex.